What is a blog?
So it’s like a diary?
You have multiple twitter accounts?
You have how many fans? Are you famous?
You get paid to lolly-gag on social media?
Do we have to go to Target again?
Wait, people pay to sit on your sidebar and look pretty?
No. more. selfies. We know what your face looks like.
So you’re telling me you get sent free stuff just to talk about it? How can I get free stuff?
Wait, didn’t blogging go out in the 90’s? Do you remember Xanga?
If you review our service for free we *may* feature you on our website.
Can I enter your giveaway? Wait I have to follow people?
Which glass of wine are you on?
Now tell me, what are you sick of hearing as a blogger?