…do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
…do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke
…do banks leave both doors wide open and chain the pens to the counter
…do we leaves cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage
…do we buy hot dogs in packs of 10 and buns in packs of 8
…why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?
…why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
…why we don’t ever see the headline ‘Physic wins Lottery’?
…why is it that doctors call what they do, ‘practice’?
…why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor and dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?
…why the man who invests all of our money is called a “broker”.
…why the time of the day with the slowest traffic is called “rush hour”?
…why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
…so that indestructible black box used on airplanes? why don’t they make the whole plain out of that stuff?
…why we call them ‘apartments’ when they are all stuck together?
…if con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
…if flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
…If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, “Quit while you’re ahead?”